Besides their good looks.
Steve is on a business trip so Noah’s been sleeping in our bed. This morning I woke him up for school.
Noah: I’m Mommy’s little skunk.
Me: Because you stink?
Noah: Oh. I’m Mommy’s little hedgehog because I snuggle with her at night.
Me. More like you kick me in the night.
Noah: Me, Daddy, and Bumpa are skunks because we stink.
Me: You stink?
Noah (looking at me knowingly): Because we have G A S.
There you have it.