CAUTION: SOME “BATHROOM HUMOR” FOLLOWS.
While sitting watching cartoons with Mom sitting nearby reading:
The Boy: You know, Mommy.My mouth is like a toilet.
Me (looking up in surprise): What?
The Boy: Well, look. (opens mouth wide) And when I eat, stuff goes down.
Okay, I guess it makes sense, but he has a few bathroom issues. He is a boy after all.He told me he likes to pee better because he can see it.
Another time, while getting changed so Daddy can take him to the pool. Daddy was already changed and waiting for my slow-poke son.
“Daddy’s faster than I am. That’s because he eats his vegetables.”